Jewish holidays have such cool theme songs

(With apologies to The Knack and Weird Al)

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna celebrate Rosh Hashana?
Ooh you blow the shofar too, the shofar too
Blowin' in a year that's new, Rosh Hashana
Never gonna stop, eat it up.
Such a tasty snack. Honeyed apples are on this day
quite a bit like crack. My my my i yi woo. R R R Rosh Hashana...